hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
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Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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