Got a toothbrush?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize