like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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