At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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