yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Randomize
