we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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