maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Two words: nipple clamps
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