girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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