Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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