He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
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So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
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I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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