Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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