Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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