Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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