I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
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