She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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