I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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