Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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