She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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