Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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