Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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