Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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