Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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