i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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