is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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