im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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