if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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