fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
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It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.