Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
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I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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