I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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