Swine flu. Run for my life!
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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I just found a bag of teeth...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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