i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
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That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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