Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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