chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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