I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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