im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
either way he was missing a nipple.
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its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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