Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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