Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm sobbing to NWA
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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