Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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