Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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