hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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