Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
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I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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