it was like eating out sand paper
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
