He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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