Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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