You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize