did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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