apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Welp...herpes.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
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I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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