The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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