we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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