got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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