Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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