yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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