Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
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