she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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