so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
The power of my boobs compel you
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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