i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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