The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
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Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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