Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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